Misadventures of

Sunday, January 14, 2007

Matchmaker

Sometimes I wish that I could be matchmaker on Craig's List. Like these next two ads. I wish I could get these three guys together (of course I would really really want to watch).

If this guy. . .

I need to be raped - 19




Reply to: pers-262691397@craigslist.org

Date: 2007-01-14, 12:58PM EST

I want a dom top who needs to pound out a nice ass. I want a guy who will take control and give me a serious rape scene -- force fuck my face, my ass, whatever way you want -- hard and fast, slow and gentle, raw or wrapped.


It can be just one top, you, it can be you and some friends, or you can tell me it's just you and have some friends surprise me. I want a serious rape scene where I'm held down, fucked and used however you want. BB is ok -- anything is OK -- it's not up to me, it's up to you.


Can't host. Don't be gentle, don't be shy -- use my body however you want. Tear my pussy open and seed it deep. You can leave me whimpering, dripping and bleeding if you like.

. . . could meet these guys

victim needed



rape victim needed - 24




Reply to: pers-262691397@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-01-13, 5:00AM EST
2 young fit guys in their early 20s. Into wrestling, spanking, fingering, water sports, spit, verbal abuse, fucking, and bjs.
You: be under 28, fit, and down to be raped.
Send a pic that shows your face-bod, or your message will be deleted. We have more pics.

We can host or travel.

x

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Suicidal 20 Something Bareback Slut #1

OK, I can't deny that I am not fascinated with young guys who are either A.) actively pursuing HIV infection or B.) passively allowing it through total disregard for even the most basic safe guards. Now it is true that just asking is not enough. An ex-fuckbuddy of mine tried the "take their word for it" method of safer sex and he is now spending the money he used to spend on tuition on anti-retrovirals.

Anyhow, a couple weeks back I was supposed to hook up with this new guy. I went to meet him and he ditched me. I am pretty sure that he found another guy just minutes after he told me to come over and didn't have the courage to just tell me, so he went sneaking around to avoid me and hook up with him. Now this is bad form and cowardly (although I will admit the other guy was hotter -- I saw him in the vestibule -- but that is not the point).

Anyhow a couple nights later I saw another one of his postings and I was tempted to cause him to lose an hour of his life traveling to and from some location near by just to exact my revenge. This time he was looking to "party" and get fucked raw. Here is how the exchange went. I posed as a guy with a good drug dealer willing to get him high and bareback him.

FakeDudeJosh@Yahoo.com:
whatsup? still hosting?
got a face pic?
u neg?

hotbbbottom@gmail.com:
yeah when are u free?




FakeDudeJosh@Yahoo.com:
ah, poz here u neg? into that?

hotbbbottom@gmail.com:
im not sure i dont care if youre poz when are u free where at?

FakeDudeJosh@Yahoo.com:
bushwick, u host or travel? live alone? got FG? BF?

hotbbbottom@gmail.com:
single u? live alone.... ridgewood.... prefer host for anon fuk u? how hung??? u part or use poppers?

FakeDudeJosh@Yahoo.com:
looking to host here, i would want to cum inside you. u chasing?

hotbbbottom@gmail.com:
whats chasing mean? do u party at all?

FakeDudeJosh@Yahoo.com:
chasing = looking to get poz. i am not in aids drugs yet so my viral load is pretty high.
i have some coke here, but wasn't looking to get into that on a weeknight. got work tomorrow.
maybe another day.
u into groups?

hotbbbottom@gmail.com:
love groups who else u got in mind to play with? howhung are u... more pics? im just not sure of my status so i really dont care

FakeDudeJosh@Yahoo.com:
got guys in the hood here into groups. one guy who pozzed me up. i am sure he would love to meet you.
about 7". u have more pics? face?





hotbbbottom@gmail.com:
u have their pics? how olds he? who else... let me know who u can get together might be fun to parrty some be hot to get a lil messed up and hae u pimp my ass out have it used by one guy after noather into that?

FakeDudeJosh@Yahoo.com:
cool so you into traveling? they are older, 34 and 41, into that? u into heavy ass play? fisting?

hotbbbottom@gmail.com:
hmmm not really into older guys got a pic of the 34yo? may take fisting not sure want to have my ass whored out tho

FakeDudeJosh@Yahoo.com:
he isn't online right now. ill have him send to you when he comes on if you want.
u looking for now? willing to travel?

hotbbbottom@gmail.com:
ill travel but really prefer to do some partying and prefer u to have dudes lined up to use my ass

FakeDudeJosh@Yahoo.com:
ok, i might have to meet my dealer in the city, you up late tonight?
got more face pics?

hotbbbottom@gmail.com:
who deals to u? yeah im up late and off tomorrow so i can play all night... get some bois to come back from the city u got more pics?

FakeDudeJosh@Yahoo.com:
i sent three you sent one.
ok, gonna head out in about thirty minutes, ski or Tina? anything else?

hotbbbottom@gmail.com:
i really dont know much about partyin.... had something put in my butt once that felt good.....

So at this point I was feeling so sorry for him and at the same time so glad I didn't hookup with him in the first place that I couldn't bare to go through with my cruel vengence.

[An hour later.]

hotbbbottom@gmail.com:
just call me when u get home walkin away from computer 202 489 5710

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Hustler #1

I spend a lot of time (perhaps too much) rubbernecking on Craig's List. Sure I have used it to hookup with varying degrees of success, but I spend most of my time just surveying the scene and getting to know the sides of people that come out when they can post anonymously.

I have decided to take a little time to shine the light on the Hustlers, Flaggers, Fakes (I'll have to be the worst to really get into the corners) along with the guys who are there for what M4M is supposedly about.

Here is my fist Hustler:

YOUNG 11 INCH COCK FOR OLDER --- REAL - 23 (Midtown)
Reply to: pers-260202819@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-01-09, 8:04PM EST



total str8 top here
tall & in shape
11" inches all real
what you see is what you get.
have more pics & web cam to PROOF IT
no email tag games,Im looking for now.
any generous older dudes?
i need my cock sucked
in the pic my cock is not hard..
see it hard live.
send stats,pic...



* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests


Wednesday, November 15, 2006

The Pied Piper of Indie Rock Drunks!


Monday was my fifth time seeing Robert Pollard (second time Pollard as "Pollard" and not GBV). We arrived at the venue at about 9pm just in time to catch one of the opening acts, "Starling Electric". My friend sees many shows at the Bowery Ballroom and she tells me that the second of two opening acts MUST be next because it is so early. I disagree, but I am not so sure until I see a stack of clean white hand towels and pint bottles of Poland Spring waters. "Oh, everyone gets that", she says. "Wait until the bottle of whiskey comes out," I respond. The joke gets a couple chuckles from another friend who was a Pollard virgin until the last show in the Spring. Seconds later a bus-tub full of Miller Lite and a full 750ML bottle of Ceurvo are set next to the drum kit. "Ha! I was wright -- except it was tequila and not whiskey!"

Officially the show was not sold out, but the true fans were right out front.

Pollard: "We only come to New York 3 or 4 times a year!"

A cute, scruffy fan (the only person drunker than Pollard before the first song began) starts dancing frantically. While the entire crowd wasn't as enthusiastic as those up front, he was not alone. He was grabbed for the first time by the bouncer but came back just a few songs later. Several guys then surrounded him catching him and tossing him back into the center each time he got out of control. He staged dived twice, and the second time he was "removed" for several more songs.

Pollard was playing songs from Normal Happiness and From a Compound Eye mostly, unlike the other Pollard tours where he played PLENTY of GBV. Generally the crowd was OK with it. They were true fans and not hung up on details like GBV v. BP. Just once did I hear someone yell out for GBV.

The second time dude took off from the stage I was there to keep him from getting stomped after the initial crash from the stage. By this time i was loving him, not just because he was drunk and cute and reckless, but because he cared more than anyone. Just before the end of the regular set he went up for the last time. The boys took him away. I followed. "He is with me!, I'll take charge. Let him back in." "Step inside or you will be tossed as well!" I wend around one last time but got the same answer. Pollard was about to go back on. The cute scruffy boy was tossed. There was nothing to be done. Except. . .

Pollard: "When you motor away. . . "

The crowd it responded with unbridled enthusiasm when Pollard started kicking out the GBV for the encore. The driving eighth note guitar riff that began the song was electric. Pollard offered his Tequila one last time to the audience. I reached up and grabbed it and took a huge swig. At that moment, as if possessed I hoisted myself up on the stage and took a dive. I don't remember jumping or how I did it or how long I stayed up, but seconds later I was back on my feet astonished at the things I'll do on brownliquor.

Pollard: "The Goldheard mountain top, Queen directory!"

Met the cute mosh boy again on the Z train back to Brooklyn. He had sobered up a bit and was ready to talk. I filled him in on the encore, but he knew as he was listening right outside. Uncle Bob sounded great. The band did too.

Monday, October 16, 2006

Studs 'N Spurs



So was out in the suburbs this past weekend and I decided to test the limits of inappropriate behavior ala Mark Foley. These boys agreed to pose for some pictures and I was able to get one to take his shirt off before I gave them sexually suggestive material and asked them to comment on it.

OK, that would be really creepy if it were true, but remember this is a fiction blog. I am pretty sure it was taken by some girl on the cross-country team at whatever-high, but I still am totally curious about the context. They seem to be quite taken by this "hunk" calendar. I am wondering how long it took before someone to got called a fag.

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Sorry


I take it all back. Now please, come back to bed.

Massimo




Massimo wants to split up the drugs now because he tells his girlfriend it is coke.

What boys want.




What do I want in a boyfriend?

Same as any other guy. A father figure who will give me sex, money, and love while I treat him like an ungrateful little fuck.

Sunday, September 10, 2006

The Most Wonderful Time of the Year

Elway

Montana

Marino



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