Misadventures of

Monday, April 24, 2006

Bradly . . .


  • a little whiskey on the gums to sooth the teething
  • vicodin for the broken wrist after jumping off the bed
  • ritalin because he is too much to handle all alone
  • buy robitussin and gum to make it look normal
  • beers from the bum who charges us double
  • suck gas from the cool whip when mom falls asleep
  • break it up and snort it like the guys on miami vice
  • a little mary jane from d.j.'s dad's top drawer
  • no one remembers if the rum is 1/2 full or 3/4 full
  • ride our bikes cross-town and smoke it in cigar leaf like the guys we buy it from
  • prozac because he is sad and tired all the time
  • cigarettes cause we get our own booze now
  • deadhead asshole finances his trip selling oregon kind
  • acid or 'shrooms around shows
  • take care of the losers and smoke for free with the money we make selling swag
  • the supplier's got crank from the valley
  • we drive out to bakersfield to help him out
  • dude named ray ray shows us how to cook it
  • ketamine from the punk girl who likes our fast songs
  • the ecstasy from back east made us trip so hard we had to stop on a "turnpike" reststop
  • cocaine from the old timer who missed us open his show
  • heroin, "tying on the dinosaur tonight, it used to be so cool. . . one day i'm gonna lose the war"

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