Stella

This is Stella. As you may have guessed Stella is a dog. To understand Stella, I should start with the seemingly banal fact that she is a huge Yankees fan. If there is a game on and I go to visit her, she’ll be listening. What might this say about her personality? Well the thing about Stella is that she only respects power and not just power as potential power, but raw power expressed. She sees winning and control as tantamount to life and death. We quibble over the $200+ million dollar payroll and the fairness of such inequities and she simply scoffs. “Of course” she says “if you have $200 million to spend to win you do it. If you don’t have $200 million you lose, sorry.” Well that’s just Stella I guess. I once saw her latch on to the face of a dog 3 times her size because he just considered eating her food. It took three grown men to separate them. I fear she would be a Republican if she cared about politics. Oh, also Stella is dominant heterosexual pedophile. If I take her to the dog park she is always trying to mount boy puppies. She humps away as if she had the equipment to do so. In this respect I can kinda understand her. I mean if I were a dog I might do the same thing. Just look at those puppy dog eyes. They are just asking for it.

Oh yeah, I hate the Yankees only slightly less than the Dallas Cowboys.

I am still younger than Jared Leto

So my birthday is at the end of this month. Thinking about it has made me a little down lately. When I feel this way I often play this little game I call, "at least he is older than me!" Anyhow, as I pretended to do work yesterday I came across a really lame video by 30 Seconds to Mars on the VH1 website (google it motherfucker, I am too old and cranky go give you the link). Anyhow, as I considered how much it sucked I thought, hmm, he can't be older than me -- I mean he played a highschool kid when I was like in grad school. So anyhow I feel better about being a year older now because I am much younger than Jared Leto.

Okkervil River

(I took out the embedded video not because people complained, but because the host has been having problems lately. Here is the link to all the good videos posted. Hopefully it will be back up soon.)


Okkervil River's latest release Black Sheep Boy offers hope to the world that the "concept album" is not dead. This song follows a shorter prologue song. Buy this album. Put it right next to OK Computer and The Software Slump. Put your headphones on and listen to the whole thing at once. Don't eat, don't read and definately step away from your computer during the entire experience. This is not part of a larger soundtract to your life. It is a work of art. Now pay attention.

Roll me a joint and meet me here, its free!

Snuggle Buddy dot Com

So just as the dotcom bubble was at its peak in 2001 I ran a short-lived dating site called "SnuggleBuddy.com". I was pretty sure at the time there was a need for a "hookup" site where people could meet people for some NSA spooning. Well, I made a few mistakes. First, we launched during the hottest month of a very hot Summer -- July. Our preliminary surveys had all been done in February and we failed to account for these "environmental" factors. Second, we did a little to much advertising on hard-core sex sites, so many of the members were, to say the least, a little too aroused to maintain the ethos of SnuggleBuddy, i.e. no sex. We got numerous complaints from our "inside" spooners that the "outside" spooners were trying to um. . . rearrange the utensil drawer in the middle of the night. Finally there was that whole 9/11 thing and the venture capitalists turned a little skittish. To this day they still talk about the $2.3 million like it is a lot of money! PLEASE! Launch party? Hall and Oates don't come free.! (Well Oates sometimes does, but there was agreement among the product managers that duality of Hall and Oates was needed to really drive home the SnuggleBuddy.com story).

Anyhow, for those of you who remember Perry and Jason from the Good Morning America! segment on SnuggleBuddy.com there is news! They are headed up to Vancouver over Labor Day Weekend with their friends and family to get married! To me it was just like yesterday when Perry --

Outsider/vers spooner seeks insider/vers under 5'10". Must prefer to sleep on their right side (80% of the time?). Sorry, no pets, no real down/feather bedding. Can host or travel.

met Jason--

TOTAL 100% Insider seeks taller 100% Outsider! Lets sleep in!

Word from Perry is that he still has yet to get on the inside of the spoon. Word from Jason is that their SnuggleBuddy profiles are like a pre-nuptual agreement! But they are still in love and to me $2.3 million is a small price to pay!

Unscientific survey

3 out of 4 boys/men that I have sex with prefer the pink American Apparel briefs. Fascinating.

Playoff Beard

With the World Cup of "Football" right around the corner and with the unfortunate lopsidedness of the Stanley Cup Finals I decided to take this opportunity to pay homage to the awesomely sexy nature of the hockey playoff beard. I have a beard right now. I don't know if it actually makes me more attractive (empirical evidence would say no), but I think I look cooler and tougher.

Welcome to Williamsburg!

PLEASE DON'T FEED THE LOCALS!

my good deed of the day: Craigslist Sucks!

cute fem chubby guy is giving great oral today no oral recip - 39
Reply to: anon-XXXXXXXXXX@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-06-03, 12:37PM EDT


5 feet 11 inches tall 285 pound smooth cuite fem chub bottom oral guy is giving great oral service today NSA no oral recip needed just nipple play open to all men i am hosting today in greenpoint available in the afternoon extremelye discreet clean safe e-mail me your stats and lets meet

RE: CUTE CHUBBY - 39
Reply to: anon-XXXXXXXXXX@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-06-03, 1:04PM EDT


WHO YOU KIDDING? AT 285 YOU ARE FAT, AT 39 YOU ARE NO LONGER CUTE - GET OVER YOURSELF!

RE: RE: Chubby 39 -- Hater, you suck - 33
Reply to: anon-XXXXXXXX@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-06-03, 1:35PM EDT


That is totally not cool. Someone out there thinks that 285lb guy is cute and thinks of his size as chubby and not fat.

This guy is being honest about who he is. Why would you need to be so mean to someone you don't know? Can't you just leave it alone?

I mean if he was lying that would be a different thing.

39yo chubby guy, i hope you find the hottest possible chubby chaser today!